Are you the soul who continuously blows past its sell-by date on the number one bus within the mornings?

Garthdee to Danestone around 8.30am? If so can you please stop? Ta :-)

Remember the old advice on a gravestone, " where on earth ever you be let the wind blow free for the curl it was the death of me" Get an previously or later bus

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Take a can of Glade with you, and when someone parps, hold your proboscis and screw up your face and exclaim how discouraging it smells and then spray the air freshener generously in the bus.

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isnt that just the best point about stealth bombs, you drop em and no one know who did it!

I AM the PHANTOM FARTER where ere ye be let the interweave blow free !! Rabbi Burns

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Answers: Woops!! ma bad!! :P tomorrow will be silent and veilent!!

Take a can of Glade with you, and when someone parps, hold your proboscis and screw up your face and exclaim how discouraging it smells and then spray the air freshener generously in the bus.

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ah you caught me. i'll make sure to stop.

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Go with Gavin Tea,s suggestion which is very appropriate otherwise you will just have to shut in another bus.Best of British!

ah you caught me. i'll make sure to stop.

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I AM the PHANTOM FARTER where ere ye be let the interweave blow free !! Rabbi Burns

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nope i'm the one with the smelly armpits & doomed to failure breath lmao

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Are you the personage who continuously blows rotten on the number one bus surrounded by the mornings?

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